50 Things I Enjoy More Than Cold Weather
50 Things I Enjoy More Than Cold Weather
(Odyssey Article 21)
*crying frozen tears*
This arctic air is definitely a sign winter is right around the corner, and as I much as I love this time of year and the holidays, one thing about late fall and winter I despise more than anything else… the cold.
Just so you guys really understand where I’m coming from, here are 50 (unpleasant) things I enjoy more than cold weather.
- Losing all my money at the casino
- Brain freeze
- Stubbing my toe
- Burning my hand on my straightener
- Traffic
- Slow walkers
- Hitting every red light
- Black coffee
- My phone dying at 12:00 PM
- Swimsuit shopping
- Blisters
- Bugs
- Boob sweat
- Rude people
- Being late
- Chanel West Coast’s laugh
- Crusty feet
- Porto-potties
- Getting a text back hours later
- Burnett’s vodka
- Hang nails
- Dieting
- Children shrieking
- Stepping in dog poop
- Rain with no umbrella
- Donald Trump’s hair
- Breaking my last ponytail holder
- A 10-hour loop of Hotline Bling
- Being sick
- Cereal with orange juice
- Commercials
- Slow wifi
- A shower with no water pressure
- Mixed match clothing
- Smacking
- Washing dishes
- Drunk crying
- Unscratchable itches
- Losing my train of thought
- Waiting 15 minutes in line at the drive-thru
- Speeding tickets
- PMS
- Wet socks
- Bad grammar
- Small talk
- Paper gowns
- Getting hit in the heels with a shopping cart
- Cardio
- Burned popcorn
- Cleaning the shower drain
Put me in the Sahara Desert with no shoes, and I’m happier than I am right now in this soon to be snowglobe. I know the weather change is inevitable, but I will never be ready!
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